Monthly Archives: July 2009

Got the lowdown update blues

I have dragged my feet all week about writing a blog entry. I started a couple, then balked. Why? you ask. Well, because all week I’ve had this “update now” prompt at the top of the page every time I log in to the blog. Bleah. Another update, about a week after the last one, which was about two weeks after the one before that (the one that went all twitchy on me and a lot of other people). I gotta wonder what went south this time and on whose computer. Maybe it was folks who use Chrome, or Safari. I use Firefox, and although I also sometimes use Safari, I’ve got all my bookmarks and my toolbar set up the way I want them on Firefox. It would be like rearranging all the furniture in my house — and I always lose stuff when I do that. At least with the “automatic” update feature I have, I get these prompts to back up and download my files and my database so I can’t lose them . Of course folders are like boxes — they mostly look alike, so not always easy to remember which one to look in for something.

And another thing… I needed to recharge my iPod this morning, and, of course, when iTunes fired up there was a message that the newest version was available. So I clicked the “download” button and went about my morning chores. When I came back later I of course got the message that I had to restart my computer to finish installing the updates. Fine. I just ejected my partially recharged Nano and shut the computer off. And went to the store. It’s always frakking something.

Repurposing…

…by any other name is still “makeshift.”

My favorite watch

My favorite watch

So, I have this watch that my first (ex) husband gave me when I graduated from the local university way back in 19ahemmhem. It’s one of the few things he gave me that I still treasure — mainly because it’s one of the few things he gave me that he got right. What makes it unique these days is that I never have to buy a battery for it. It is a wind-up watch. And it is water resistant. I wore this watch the entire time I worked at the Fort Worth Zoo. It got wet; it got crunched into walls; it got soaked in Baygon; it got splattered with all manner of animal excrement. And it kept on ticking. It is, after all, a Timex.

However. It is a BITCH to find a replacement band for. And of course, I’ve gone through several replacement bands. I made the one in this photo from a dog collar. That’s right, a collar for a itty bitty doggie. I had to take it apart and cut a chunk off to make it small enough for my wrist, and I had to improvise a way to attach the watch to it because the collar was too thick to go through the pins. But thanks to my new handy dandy sewing machine and my natural ingenuity, I now have a very cool watchband with a nifty snap closure instead of a bunch of velcro (which wears out after a few years) or a buckle (with holes designed to aggravate — one is too tight, the next one is too loose. Arrrgh!)

There's even an AKC tag

There's even an AKC tag

The Importance of Popsicles

Computer use causes hot flashes. I’m sure a properly conducted scientific study would turn up a direct correlation between amount of time spent in front of a computer and number of hot flashes experienced in a given time frame by women of a certain age (of which I am one). So. I always have a paper plate handy — for fanning — and a stock of popsicles in the freezer for an instant cool-down.

This is has been particularly necessary this summer with the scorching heat we’ve been experiencing in this area. I have actually had to bring my heat-loving dogs inside for several air-conditioning breaks every day or I honestly think the Old Guy would melt. And he loves being outside more than food. So it’s saying a lot that he tries to force his way out the gate and runs for the door as soon as I get his leash attached.

What I’m saying is that I may post updates a little less frequently. And they’ll be short.

Friday artwork update

Since I normally post something about an art project I’m working on every Friday, I’ll continue my “High Maintenance” thread this weekend or Monday.

I’ve been working on a portrait of a friend’s Doberman for the past few weeks — a black and tan dog on black paper. Should be simple, yes? But the light has to be optimal for this one — even more so than when I was working on the colocolo. The grays I’m using for the highlights are a lot more reflective than those brown shades I was using on the cat, so when the light is wrong, the picture goes crazy-looking. But I’m loving the way it’s turning out (even though the photos don’t do it justice).

This was after the first few days

This was after the first few days

Where I was yesterday

Where I was yesterday

High Maintenance… the point

The previous post was really just the first part, but I published it so I could break up my computer time with my “take the dogs out, bring the dogs in” routine; and so I could sit under the ceiling fan with my clipboard in my lap and write with my big fat pen.  I still prefer to compose with my low tech tools.

My point in going on about all the stuff I have to do for the next few weeks for the Puppy was that it’s not really a big deal. I’ve been here before. My first dog was a dachshund with a chronic/recurring case of some mild form of mange — his vet called it “red mange.” Almost every summer we would have to put him on a schedule of twice or three times weekly baths with medicated shampoo that had to be left on his coat/skin for ten minutes, then rinsed out. This was usually my job, although my brother or one of our parents would often be on hand to help (mostly to keep him from running off while soapy and rolling in the dirt somewhere). At some point he apparently outgrew the condition, or the repeated treatments eventually eliminated all the mange bugs and all generations of their offspring, because I remember a lot of summers in his later years when I didn’t have to bathe him every other day.

At some point in their lives all my dogs have become high maintenance.  Even my easy, breezy, beautiful basenjis have had their share of glitches, although until now they mostly showed up as the dogs got older — like 13 or 14. And I always just figure out how to deal with it. Like these baths. Giving dogs baths in the tub in the house KILLS my back. Don’t want to go there. Same for a tub on the ground out in the yard. So I found a little plastic table about knee high that the tub just fits on. The little monsters darlings are less likely to jump out of a tub a little higher off the ground, especially if it also wobbles just a tiny bit.

When the Old Guy had his second stroke last fall I had to help him walk by holding his leash taut enough to hold his head steady. I had to carry him down the front steps and set him on his feet in the yard. Then I had to carry him back up the steps and set him on his feet in the house (I’m so glad I graduated from great Danes to smaller dogs). And I used a towel as a sling under his middle to hold him up on his feet while he ate. It’s just what I do. What anyone would do for someone who gives so much trust and affection and asks for so little in return.

It’s what I thought I was doing when I came home from Kentucky to look after my father after he had his stroke. But was it that simple? Oh, no.

(To be continued…)

High Maintenance

The holiday weekend just past (July 4th) and a trip to the vet with the Puppy on Monday have put me behind on my blogging. I knew I’d be too busy over the weekend watching “Independence Day” for the umpteenth time and eating barbeque to do any writing — which is one reason I published “Bicentennial.” It was already written, was about the Fourth of July, and I’ve been planning to release some of the chapters from my novel before I finish it to see if I can create a frenzy for the finished product…okay, maybe a small flutter.

I took the Puppy to the vet for a non-life threatening condition, so, not to worry. One hind foot had become puffy and inflamed-looking and I couldn’t see an obvious injury. His chest and neck were also looking inflamed and itchy — an indication that his allergies were flaring up beyond the ability of the benadryl-three-times-a-day to control. The vet said he had probably picked up a skin fungus from the yard, and since he’s got highly susceptible, sensitive skin, it made him break out.

So now I get to bathe him twice a week with special shampoo that I have to lather up and leave on for ten minutes; I’ve got some steroid spray to spray on his foot twice a day; and for good measure, I got some ear drops for the Old Guy, who seems to be having a milder case of the same thing and has been shaking his head a lot (which sometimes makes him fall down).

I consider myself lucky. For most of the first year of his life, the Puppy had one skin condition after another, and was almost always having the special baths — this was before I got him. The breeder had him evaluated for food allergies and ended up putting him on a vegetarian diet. After I got him — at age ten months — I added the benadryl because there was obviously something else “in the air” of Central Texas that he reacted to. Not surprising. A lot of people have told me that before they came to this area they never had allergy trouble. I started having to take allergy medication regularly before I left Kentucky, but could sometimes skip a dose and not really notice the difference. Not so here.

Now we’re in this prolonged drought, and there is dust everywhere, mold spores everywhere, general yuckiness everywhere. Not to mention the triple digit heat and 80-plus percent humidity. Uber yucky. So the Puppy gets his special baths on Tuesdays and Fridays, and since I wouldn’t want him to feel left out (and because he’s a dirt magnet anyway), the Old Guy gets one on Sundays. And I’ll be taking a lot of cool showers and eating a lot of popsicles.

BICENTENNIAL

I wanted the fireworks to go on forever — or at least for the rest of the night. It’s the way I feel every Fourth of July — never enough fireworks. But this year, 1976, I was in the Air Force, watching the display from a grassy knoll near the practice tee at Luke Air Force Base, Arizona. Needless to say, those in charge of the show had pretty much pulled out all the stops.

The night sky was dazzling with sound and color and light. Just enough breeze stirred to dissipate the smoke and the smell of black powder.

I was stretched out on a picnic blanket, looking up, perfectly content, when a body landed beside me.

“Having fun yet?” Jeb Dalton, fellow aircraft mechanic trainee and all-around goof ball. There was wafting around him a distinctive, pungent aroma.

“Dal, what the hell have you been smoking? Are you crazy?” I asked. “Don’t get any of that on me. I don’t want to get arrested.”

“You can’t get arrested for the way you smell!” He laughed uproariously.

“Don’t be too sure about that. You’re in the military, remember? Who knows what they can arrest you for. And it might interest you to know that my roommate is around here somewhere, and she hangs out with S.P.s a lot.”

“Gotta run.” Dalton launched himself straight up off the blanket. “See you at work,” he called back as he disappeared.

“Who was that?” Dal’s spot on the blanket was now occupied by my dorm roommate, Lena Fletcher.

“Another crew chief.”

“You work on the flight line?” A new voice. I turned my head. He was sitting on the blanket on the other side of Lena. Nice looking. Dark hair, gray eyes, trim mustache. Something familiar about him.

“This is Chris Miller,” Lena said. “Chris, this is my roommate, A.J. King.”

“Hi,” I said. “Yes, I work on the flight line — Delta section.”

“Ah, F-4s. A guy I went through Basic with works on F-4s — Shawn Mercer — you know him?”

“Sorry, I haven’t met everyone on the flight line yet. Been a little busy dodging jets and the verbal abuse my trainer likes to hurl at me.”

Chris gave me a long look.

“You drive a blue Chevy pickup, don’t you? A new one?”

“Yeah,” I said slowly. Then a light came on. “I know where I’ve seen you. At the gate, right? The civilian clothes threw me.” At the gate meant he was S.P. — Security Police. I was glad Dalton was already gone.

“I know,” he agreed. “I don’t always recognize people when they’re not in their cars. You have Texas plates on that truck. Is that where you’re from?”

“Yeah, Houston. I bought the truck when I was home on leave after tech school. It gave me plenty of room to pack all my junk to move out here. Where are you from?” Standard line of questioning when meeting someone new on base — what’s your first name, what’s your specialty, where are you from.

“Tucson.”

“Wow. You’re a long way from home. What is that, about 120 miles?”

Chris looked down at Lena.

“She always this sarcastic?”

“Oh, she’s not even warmed up, yet,” Lena grinned.

“Sarcastic? Me?” I acted hurt. “That’s a little harsh, don’t you think? I prefer to call it heavy irony, myself.”

Chris laughed.

“Tell me something, both of you,” I said. “Is it just me, or does it seem a bit cliché to be in the military on the 200th anniversary of the first Independence Day?”

They both looked at me like I’d lost my mind.

“What? You mean you haven’t thought about the whole red, white, blue, rah, rah, rah, thing?”

Lena rolled her eyes and shook her head. You’d think she would be used to me after three months of sharing a dorm room.

“I guess I never thought about it quite like that,” she said,

“A.J. why’d you join the Air Force?” Chris asked.

“So I could get out and use the G.I. Bill to pay for college.”

“Not because you wanted to work on jet fighters, or see the world?”

“Being in the Air Force wasn’t the objective. I didn’t really care what job I got. Getting out in four years is the objective. And I’d rather see the world as a civilian.”

“It’s good to have goals,” he said solemnly. I turned to look at him. The corners of his mouth twitched up. Huh. Nice looking and a sense of humor.

The fireworks came to an end in one final dazzling barrage, and everyone cheered. We got up and started shaking the grass and twigs out of Lena’s blanket. I looked around at all the other people doing much the same — gathering up folding chairs and coolers and kids.

“They’ve all come to look for America,” I warbled softly.

Lena looked around at me.

“Is that from a song?”

“Did it not sound like I was singing?”

“Is that what you’d call that?” Chris asked.

“Hey!” He was quick. I’d have to stay on my toes.

“It’s a Simon and Garfunkel song,” Chris told Lena. She looked surprised.

“You listen to Simon and Garfunkel?”

“Sure, I even wear a beret sometimes,” he deadpanned. I threw back my head and laughed. The beret was part of his uniform. I could end up actually liking a law enforcement official.

“Well, that makes up for the crack about my singing.”

I rode back to the dorm with Lena. Chris had gone off in another direction.

“Lena, how come you know so many cops?”

“So many? I know about six, and not all that well. I met Chris first. We went through in-processing and base orientation together, went out to eat a few times. But those guys all change shifts every time the wind changes, so they get off in their own little world. Chris calls now and then, but it’s not like we’re dating or anything.”

“So, do you think someone could get arrested for smelling like pot smoke?”

“I don’t know,” she laughed. “Why?”

“That guy who took off right before you got there — Jeb Dalton. I work with him. He reeked of pot smoke when he came up. I just wondered what would have happened if Chris had got a whiff of him.”

“I think that as long as he’s on base, the cops can search him or his car whenever they feel like it. I guess if he doesn’t actually have any stuff on him or in his car, they’d have to let him go.”

“That would be a hell of a thing, wouldn’t it? To get thrown in jail on Independence Day?” I should have known better than to say anything. Next day S.P.s showed up on the flight line asking questions about everyone who knew Dalton. Me they searched. Seems someone had seen me talking to him at the fireworks show. I wanted to murder Chris Miller. All the rest of the day I ground my teeth over what a low-life he had turned out to be. So what if it was his job. I guess some people are never off-duty.

And there he was, standing in front of my dorm when I got home.

“Thanks, Chris,” I grimaced at him. “I really enjoyed all the attention I got at work today, getting patted down, having to empty my pockets, and letting a couple of ham-handed strangers go through everything in my truck and camper.”

He held out his hands in a conciliatory gesture.

“Your room got searched, too. And I’m sorry. That’s why I came over. I wanted to tell you it wasn’t me. I didn’t really see that guy you were talking to last night. But he was being watched. A.J. he wasn’t just lighting up a doobie in the parking lot. He’s been dealing. Everyone he had contact with had to be checked out.” That caught me flat footed. I had never associated with a drug dealer before — that I was aware of. Well, they say the military is a broadening experience.

At that point, Lena showed up and had to be filled in.

“You remember when we were talking about Jeb Dalton last night and how it would be a bummer to get thrown in jail on Independence Day?”

“Don’t tell me that’s what happened!”

“Oh, that’s only the beginning…” and I proceeded to tell her about my interesting day. “And Chris says our room got tossed,” I finished.

“Not ‘tossed,’ searched.” Chris frowned at me and shook his head. “You might find a few things out of place. Which reminds me of something I heard about. Which one of you keeps a live black widow spider in a jar on the desk?” Lena aimed a dagger finger at me.

“That’s what I figured.”

“I think black widows are among the most beautiful arthropods on the planet,” I said in defense. “Besides, I couldn’t find a tarantula out in the desert.”

“You’re not supposed to have pets in the dorm.”

“Not a pet. Science project. I’m conducting behavioral research.”

“Translation,” Lena added. “She likes to watch it kill crickets.”

Chris rolled his eyes heavenward.

“Now I’ve heard it all,” he said. “Why don’t you two go change and let’s go get pizza? I’ll buy. Unless you have other plans.”

“Those sound like good plans to me,” Lena said with a smile.

“I have to take a shower, first,” I added.

“Call me when you’re ready, then.” Chris turned and headed off toward his dorm, a few blocks away.

It was unsettling to find “a few things out of place,” even though Chris had warned us.

“That was nice of Chris to come all the way over here to tell us about the room,” I said. “Here I was having evil thoughts about him all day because I thought he turned me in.”

When I got out of the shower, Lena called Chris, and we met him in front of the dorm a few minutes later. He drove a black, 1967 Mustang that was so shiny I could see my reflection. I made the mistake of saying “oh-wow-cool-car,” which is the universal signal to the male animal to produce an information overload on the engine specifications, torque, zero-to-sixty times, and all modifications past and present. Lena and I were glassy-eyed by the time we got to the pizza place.

“I’m still in shock about this Jeb Dalton thing,” I said as we were drinking beer and waiting for our pizza. “He seemed like such an ordinary guy, although I knew he liked to party.”

Chris shrugged and said nothing. I guessed he wouldn’t be able to talk about the case whether he knew anything or not. Lena got up to visit the ladies room.

“Chris, can I ask you something? Purely academic curiosity, of course.”

“Okay,” he said, but his smile said, “Uh-oh.”

“I would expect a guy like you to have a girlfriend, but it seems you don’t. Is there someone down in Tucson?”

“There was, for a long time, in fact.” He set his beer down. “There was a girl down the street. We grew up together, went to school together, went to all the games, went to the prom. Then when I went off to Basic Training, she met someone new and got married — wham, just like that. Then I realized she’d always been pretty impulsive — something I’m not. She’d get us into trouble, I’d get us out. That’s why I wanted to be a cop — to help people get out of trouble.

“Anyway, I was with her so long, it was like being married. It’s weird to be single, but I’m not all that anxious to start anything new. I tend to see long term consequences. Like, I look at you — I see major consequences.”

“Gee, thanks,” I said ruefully. Chris shook his head.

“I didn’t say bad. I said major. For instance, I’ve known you 24 hours and you’re in the middle of a criminal investigation.”

“Not my fault.”

“Still. I get the idea stuff happens around you. I’m not saying I won’t come running if you need back-up. But you seem pretty independent — I don’t really expect you to need me to come running.”

“Come running where?” Lena was back.

“I think Chris just volunteered to be my guardian angel.” I smiled wickedly.

“Well, goodness knows you need one,” Lena said. “Chris, I don’t envy you that job.”

“Hey, what’s that supposed to mean?”

“Shut up and eat your pizza, A.J.”

Special Fourth of July treat…

…or whatever.

In honor of Independence Day, I’m publishing a chapter from the novel I started writing about my years in the Air Force. While based on my real experiences, it is highly, outrageously fictionalized. Sort of a “re-imagined autobiography” rather than the real thing. ‘Cause, baby, the real thing was boring.

I’m publishing it as a separate post. Titled BICENTENNIAL. Coming soon.

[Rough Draft Disclaimer: When I started writing this story I wasn't going for perfection, or even grace. This is part of a brain dump. Any sense of internal consistancy is purely coincidental. Just saying.]

On being productive

Tuesday night I went to one of those meetings of the local computer counter culture. Another attempt to expose myself to another way of thinking, working, solving problems. Kind of like taking a calculus class (and, oh, I suck at math). I’m never very sure going in if I’m actually going to get anything useful out of these meetings, aside from satisfying my curiosity, and in truth I usually end up thinking, “well, that’s not something I can do” (or, at least not until I figure out wtf they were talking about).

The topic was productivity — although the title of the talk was “Scrumming things done.” Yeah, I have absolutely no idea where the term “scrumming” came from (although it sounds vaguely sports-related), or why it applies. But I was probably the oldest person there by a substantial margin, and one of only three women. So. Language barriers kind of go with the territory. [Update -- here's a link to a video that explains "scrumming"]

[Oh, and note to presenters. Acronyms. Not everybody knows what they all mean. If you're going to use them, have a slide with the words spelled out. If you don't want to do this, don't open your meetings to the "public."]

Now. Productivity is something everyone can use a little help with, so I figured I’d learn something. In fact, I had what might even pass for one of Havi Brooks‘s “hot-buttered epiphanies” [Okay, I couldn't find something to link this to, but, trust me, she talks about them.] Most of the guys that were there are software developers/web designers/programmers or closely related species. (Then there was me.)

They all spend a lot of time at their computers writing code, entering data, doing research, reading and writing e-mails, and Twittering. Hopefully not all at the same time. Setting boundaries around tasks, prioritizing, and deciding on time lines in advance is the only way to keep that kind of mess sorted out in a way that can make work flow toward a finished product of some sort. These people really have to manage their time, and there are all kinds of tools available that let them micromanage it if they want.

I realized that the reason I never felt like I was getting anything done when I was working for the Kentucky Division of Water was that I wasn’t doing those time management things very effectively. Why not? Well, nobody really told me I needed to or showed me how. So, why didn’t I already know how? I’d had other jobs…which I started to examine.

I worked at a zoo. Work flow = arrive at work, clean cages, feed animals. Next day — clean cages, feed animals. Next day — clean cages, feed animals. Next day — well, you get the picture.

Then I worked at a lab where we did parentage tests for the Jockey Club, the U.S. Trotting Association, and the American Saddlebred Horse Accociation. There the job was — run gels, read gels; or run gels, make gels, read gels; or run gels, make buffers, read gels; and sometimes run gels, read gels, run more gels, read those gels.

Not a whole lot of need for productivity management tools. That was my epiphany. Not really even so much “hot-buttered” as “oh, duh.”

Then I compared what I do now to the kinds of things they were talking about, and realized that, yeah, I let things distract me from writing articles for my blog, drawing and painting, etc. I check my e-mail, read other people’s blogs, read Twitter, do housework, fritter my time away. Not that doing those things is always bad. In fact it’s absolutely essential to do something else when I lose my focus on some tasks, or I run the risk of making a real mess.

When I’m drawing, especially when I’m working with my colored pencils, I get completely absorbed by what I’m doing. All the internal noise just goies away for a while. As soon as it starts trying to intrude, I have to walk away from what I’m working on. Sometimes I only need a minute or two — I check on the dogs, get something to drink, then I can get back into that zone. But if I dont’t get up, I’ll mess something up.

It’s a little different with writing. If I mess up a watercolor painting, I can sometimes pretend that I “meant for that to happen,” but if I make a big enough mistake on a drawing, it can’t always be erased away without damaging the paper. With writing I can always use some of what I’ve done, even if I chop out huge chunks before I’m finished. Writing is like drawing in that I get completely absorbed, especially when I work with pen and paper, like I often do for first drafts. But when I draw, I don’t hear words in my head. I don’t consciously hear anything. It’s very peaceful. But not something I can sustain all day.

Toward the end of the meeting one of the guys said he felt lucky on days when he got as much as six hours worth of work done. I think he probably gets more done than he realizes. I think we’ve all been programmed to see only certain things as qualifying for “getting things done,” and the rest is fluff. I think a lot of the fluff matters. When I get up from my work table and look out the kitchen window and see my dogs curled up asleep on their hay bails, it rassures me that everything is okay, and I can go back to work or on to the next task. And it may seem counterproductive to do housework to avoid studying for an exam, but there’s always the possibility that you’ll study more effectively in a clean environment. Or should I say cram?…or would that be “scrum?”

Old dogs vs. old men…

…and why I prefer old dogs.

The other day one of the doggie people I follow on Twitter had this link to a story about old dogs… It made me cry, of course, so if you go and read it, have a hankie handy. I’ll wait for you to come back.

It got me thinking about my own situation with old dogs, and old men, since I took care of my ninety-something-year-old father for the past five-plus-something years and have also had an old dog or other at the same time. First there was Crazy Eddie, and now The Old Guy. The Old Guy is actually more like my dad in being really old but in relatively good health, so, inevitably, I came up with some comparisons.

1. If you help an old dog get up out of his bed or off the floor, he doesn’t get all huffy and offended.

2. If an old dog pees his bed, or anyplace else in the house, he doesn’t get all embarrassed.

3. If you have to wipe an old dog’s butt, he doesn’t get all huffy and offended and embarrassed.

4. It is not scary to see an old dog naked.

Old dogs may be aware that they can’t do all the things they used to be able to, but they don’t dwell, they don’t sit and feel sorry for themselves and blame everyone else for their sad state. The Old Guy knows he can’t catch the cat, or bunnies in the yard, but he still makes a short lunge-and-snap. Then he looks back at me with a twinkle in his eye like, “Hey, did you see that?” He doesn’t get all upset because he can no longer run the prey down. For him the victory now is that he can still make them run away.